Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for January 27, 2012

I resolve to start shit, just because. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for January 26, 2012

I resolve to avoid conflict by practicing elective mutism. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for January 25, 2012

I resolve to make friends…because my butt is healed. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for January 24, 2012

I resolve to use salve. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

See your lover more clearly this Valentines day

There is nothing better than the gift of vision. This is the best gift for Valentine’s Day. I say this only partially joking. As we continue to age, our vision is slowly getting a little tricky. The TV set is getting farther and farther away. Our arms are a little too short to read a [...More]

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for January 23, 2012

I resolve to get back to the UFO. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation

Dysaffirmation of the Day™ for January 22, 2012

I resolve to burn bridges, inflame senses and avoid tipping. -Your daily dysfunctional affirmation